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12PM Homer Simpson: You Say That Like It's a Bad Thing
Video editor: I don't think we can use any of this stuff with these yellow people at all... Stupid yellow people. [Shocked coworker stares.] No, no, no! The color of the footage is all out-- Everyone looks yellow!

108th Street and Broadway
New York, New York

Overheard by: Tigertail
via Overheard in the Office, Feb 7, 2007

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Jesus Plays the Race Card

Black guy: Here, this is for you, man, 'cause you look like Jesus.
Homeless guy: I thought Jesus was black!
Black guy, coming back: For that, my man, you get a dollar.

--55th & Broadway

We Probably Shouldn't Depend on White Superheroes
Black guy: Yeah, Superman -- he hangs out around 42nd Street. He might go uptown every once in a while, but you never see his ass in Brooklyn. That's ridiculous -- Superman can not be killed by bullets, and he still won't come to Brooklyn.
Black lady: You're right. What about Batman?
Black guy: Oh, he probably has to come through Brooklyn -- you know, that brother lives out on Long Island.
Black lady: He probably comes through Brooklyn, but you know he's not getting out of that Batmobile.
Black guy: I'm sure he's damn careful when he stops, too. Those are some ballin' rims he's got on that whip. If he ever parked, them shits would definitely get stolen!

--3 train

Overheard by: Chris
via Overheard in New York, Jul 9, 2007

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