Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Pride cometh before a fall..


For those of you who don't know, Australia's Prime Minister is John Howard.

And this is video of him stumbling on his way to a radio interview... I love the fact that the journo (that's journalist to those of you not from the land of Oz) decided to do a slow motion version just to savour the moment ;^)

Tourist baiting in NY

This Also Scares Away Demons

Tourist in crowd waiting for crosswalk: [Sneezes.]
Suit: Shut the fuck up!

--47th & 6th

Overheard by: dan.j.w.


via Overheard in New York, Jul 23, 2007

Friday, July 20, 2007

Parking Peeves


Ok - so I've been driving a lot in NYC.

This means I've had to park a lot in NYC.

Know what I can't stand?? Picture kind of gives it away, huh... That's right - HYDRANTS!!!

Scenario: You're driving down the block. It's very late or very early - in any case you've worked a long-arse day and you just want to get home. There's a big open parking spot right near your place Thank you! you silently pray to the parking gods. And then as you get closer you see it. Silent. Deadly. The Bloody Hydrant.

OK, so I can't park in front of it. But how close to it can I park? No-one seems to know exactly, and sometimes there seems to be enough space, but if you park there, sure enough you'll get a ticket. Or in worst case scenarios, the fire department will break your windows and run the hose through the car if they feel you're blocking the hydrant. There's one street near me where the block has 6 hydrants on it! And it's a small block - maybe 15 cars could park along each side.

Why is is in Australia the hydrants are underground, and you never have to worry about parking in front of them? How is it possible for us to fight fires without taking up half the street?

And then there's the whole water wastage thing - every single day in summer hydrants on my block are opened up and water gushes out and kids frolic. Which is picturesque and charming and adds character to the neighbourhood. The first few times I thought wow - this is so New York! It's just like in the movies! And then after several days straight I started to think about the planet and how back home people do everything they can to save water and help relieve drought conditions. Like having a bucket in the shower to catch the water before it gets hot enough to shower in and using it on the garden. Like the bans on washing our cars, watering the lawn and using water to clean driveways. Like using bore water to irrigate public green spaces.

And then I thought about how much drinking-quality water has flowed out of the hydrants on my block for hours on end for the last several weeks. Then I multiplied that by the number of blocks around me where I've seen it happen too. And then I thought about all the blocks all over the city where this happens... Add that to the lack of proper recycling in offices and in apartments, to the food wastage I see every single day and to the humongous SUVs and hummers I see driving around town that go through fuel like it's going out of style.. It's making me depressed people!!

Then there's the whole alternative street side parking thing... In order to clean the streets, everyone has to move their cars from certain sides of the road on certain days at certain times. These just usually coincided with the only place I could find to park, on days when I got home at 4 am from work, and didn't have to be up until the late afternoon. In those cases, I just couldn't get up 4 hours after going to bed to move the car - I just looked for parking further away and walked 8 blocks to my house.

But I shouldn't complain - it hasn't been that bad lately, and having a car at all is a very good and beneficial thing when I need to get to far away places. Or even Brooklyn on a weekend ;^) I just wish someone could explain to me why hydrants aren't underground here, and how far away I really have to park..

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

"Subway Stories": A new film by David Lynch

Only the Pod People Remain 'til the End of the Line

Black kid #1: Are you getting off at the next stop, son?
Black kid #2: No, man, this train goes all the way to Harlem. Everyone else gets off at 34th, 42nd... By the time we get up to 96th, it's me, a crackhead, and a midget.

--3 train


via Overheard in New York, Jul 16, 2007

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Overheard Uptown..


I can't help it - this really is my fave website...

Wednesday One-Liners for the Upper Manhattan Empowerment Zone

Conductor: This is your conductor speaking. This station is 125th Street... Welcome to Harlem world.

--2 train

Overheard by: mo love

Geeky white hipster: Some guy would try to mug me and I'd be like, 'Yo, I was born in Harlem!' And he'd be like, 'Damn.'

--Fordham University Ram Van

Woman on cell: Yes, I'm still in Harlem.

--Flushing, Queens

Hipster waitress, after describing dull evening in Harlem: I guess you take your chances, going all the way out in the middle of nowhere like that.

--Hope & Anchor, Red Hook, Brooklyn

Friendly man to lady passerby: Good morning! [She ignores him.] Come on, this is Harlem! In Harlem we say, 'Good morning'!

--145th & Broadway

Young black kid to group of white ladies: There goes the neighborhood!

--116th & Frederick Douglass, Harlem


via Overheard in New York, Jul 4, 2007

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Driving, driving, driving...




The first time I ever drove in the US was on LA freeways. I was visiting the states with my oldest friend in the world on our 3 month trip around North and South America. Her aunt had died in a car accident the first time she visited America and went driving, so we'd promised her parents we wouldn't drive.

What this meant was that when we arrived in LA (where everybody drives) and went to stay with my ex, we hired a car and he drove it around. One of his fraternity brothers worked in a car rental place, so we actually got some really nice car which I would probably have felt weird driving anyway. In fact I think we exchanged it for a less flashy model because it was too nice a car and my ex thought we might get pulled over for driving it.

On the last day there, we had to return the thing and then get back. So my ex borrowed a friend's scooter which he drove to the rental place, and I followed in the car. I remember I had no idea where I was going - I just had to follow the scooter ahead of me. Huge concrete roadways that crossed other roadways, heat rising from the ground, lots and lots of other cars.. What I remember most about that trip was returning, my arms wrapped around my ex's waist as we drove on the scooter through LA traffic ;^)

Driving everywhere is different, what's the big deal? I hear you ask. Well, we drive on the other side of the road. The steering wheel is on the other side of the car, the indicators you turn on with your right hand, and when you turn around the corner you turn on to the left hand side of the road. So getting used to everything being reversed can take time - time that at that stage I didn't have. It was get in the car and go.

Flash forward to me moving here last year. I've had many many years of driving experience in Australia - I have my gold license, I owned a car, I was a member of the NRMA (like the AAA here) - but I still hadn't done anymore driving on the American side of the road.

In the industry, everyone assumes you can drive - it's kind of part of the job. The first time I drove, it was to move a cargo van out of a lot and park it on the street - not difficult, right? I did it with style, even though it was down near South Ferry surrounded by trucks and police cars. After that there was the Jeep from Queens into Manhattan, then a 15 pass van - driving from Queens into Manhattan over the Queensboro bridge, and parking in the LES, and finally a BMW SUV which I had to re-park during the middle of a shoot in downtown Brooklyn in the middle of a work day.

So when I got a call to go pick up a car from set in Queens and drive it home, then use it to get to work everyday, I was still a little apprehensive. The other trips had all been short, and this was over really long distances where I would need to know exactly where I was going and alternate routes to cope with traffic, and I'd also need to find parking when I got back. The fact that all the other vehicles had all been really big made me hope it was a little car - much easier to park.

And now it's been a couple of months and I've been given a car for two different jobs here lately. I've been driving all over 4 of the 5 burroughs, and even up state a little bit. I'm a really good driver, and I'm getting to know my way around really well. I was on my way to knowing the city really well before, but driving it is a whole new experience.

I'm also becoming more of a new york driver, but don't expect to see any scenes from Bullitt or The French Connection anytime soon...